5 bancuri în engleză

Da, ştiu, “împotriva englezei din bloguri”, dar astea sînt atît de stupide, încît merită.

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria!

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Millie: I is…
Teacher: Stop, Millie. It’s wrong. Always say “I am”.
Millie: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Alex, your composition on “My Dog” it’s exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Alex: No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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